Juli Novotny to New York City: I Own this Town!

So: Juli Novotny, the Founder and President of Kookie Karma, goes to New York City . . . she parties, dances, gets a key to the city, gives samples of her "kookies" to members of the United Nations, she even throws the first pitch at a Yankees game . . . but does she bring me anything from her escapades, maybe a slice of pizza? Nope. Not a single thing. Mean, mean, mean.